Cursed childhood memories

Are you KIDDING ME WITH THAT LAST MINUTE AMONG US INSERT! I'm big mad! But also great video! You're wonderful!

2:34 that looks like Ino Yamanaka

If I was bored at school, I’d just walk up to one of my guy friends and jumpscare them to see how pissed and weirded out they got.

A girl and a girl can get married

"You can't get married you're girls!" *Try me bish*

"Equivalent exchange, anyone?" That's the 2020's. (also where half life canonically occurs)

I SAW THAT HAIKYUU REFERENCE HELO

2:14 You go to school with Naruto Characters? O_o Nice

didn't even need that talk bc of the internet 😟

Is that Gingerpale at 0:31.

illy: alright, who cursed the 2000's me: hmm, maybe it was snoop dogg.

I saw my 2 bestfriends do the bird and bee :SOB: :SOB: :SOB:

I won’t do that educations but I don’t live in the south in sixth grade it was so weird as well as that it was just weird very weird I will trade it a 252 trillion on the cursed scale

"in front of my glue coockies?" xd

u guys are disgusted about that? When i was a kid i thought it was a cool topic to talk about.

BY GOD YOU HAD A FRIEND!?!

So when my school makes us have the birds and the bees talk since we’re online I’m just gonna turn off my camera and microphone and mute my computer and watch youtube 🙃😎

I realize I have to go in a second room with all the girls in my class and watch the video and I do not want to know

0:47 Emirichu?? Is that youuuuu 😯😄

Ok thanks for this

2:13 a naruto caricature

0:28 the pickle plush in the background be like: OoOOOooo somebody’s in TROUBLE!

It’s not called gay rights if ur both girls It’s lesbian rights (lesbian means a woman is attracted to other women)

When I learned birds and bees we had to watch...... The...... Well........ I think you know what

Something actually cursed for me was when I was in junior high some of the older kids had been- *cough cough* s€xting and so they were going to have this big intervention but my mom said that she knew it wasn’t me so I didn’t have to go. I was the only one and I was with my favorite teacher so we just watched Magic School Bus and sorted papers. Everyone else came back looking like they had just seen a ghost. For everyone else I would say it was a 10/10 but for me it was a 1/10

I don’t know if this counts as cursed, but at one point (I think 6th grade) my classmates and I started a war. It was basically girls against boys, but I was on the small side, some girls were on the other. This one kid (let’s call him Mitchel) said that Mahalo meant hello or what’s up (it meant thank you) and 🤟🏻 meant hello as well. (It meant love) My friends and I thought he was stupid and we started a full on war, I’m pretty sure my friend bit someone. (I wouldn’t be surprised) Nothing was going on, no drama, so we had to make some for ourselves. Also in 5th grade some of my friends and I created the *Weirdo Heroes* because we thought that the teachers were spies for the Russian government and were going to brainwash us all into being their soldiers.

what is actually birds and bees?

This comment section is a goldmine!

Ok illy I just started watching full metal alchemist so I get the equivalent exchange part the first rule of alchemy

We did the whole matura- I MEAN "birds and bees" talk... UHMM... but heres the thing. While most people figured it out in 8th grade... I was in 7th and I already knew how it worked and how children exist. From the magical land of thinking about it. That is not a lie. I thought about it and I figured it out, no help from parents, stupid kids from school, or the internet. Just thought and found out I was right 👁👄👁 ಥ_ಥ

My school had a color behavior chart thing but it was a rocket and we had other colors like orange, blue, pink, and purple!

I in 3 grade

My child hood is was wayyy more messed up when I was young I knew what sex was

One of cursed things of my childhood is when I saw a stick and two balls underneath it drawn on the board by one of the boys in my class. I didn't know what it was so when I went home I asked my sister and when she explained to me what that was I was traumatized. Cause all my life I thought it was just some balls stacket on top of each other cause I saw that when I was 3 years old and my little cousin was running around butt naked.

BOYS YOU LOVE ME 😍😍💏💏👄👄💋💋💋👙👙👙👙

HELLO GUYS

OH I LIKE THIS

you know the green haired guy,its from the anime My hero academia

I saw a Among Us character on the bus!

Was there there a Izuku Midoriya lunchbox??? **concern**

gingy 0:29

GINGY

glue + cookies = glukies

inoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo is in your schoolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Glu

0:06 pickle the dino

Now they teach the boys too.

I've never had the "the talk" with my parents- I just kinda learned it from school and....uhm- "a live-action" version I guess it kinda felt like my parents either didn't care or just knew I would find out on my own

My cursed Experience was that on my vacation to Romania with family I was watching TV and then i needed to pee so I went to the bathroom and locked the door, I peed in the toilet and washed my hands, I then tried to unlock the door and it won’t let me, so I tried more and my uncle tried to free me, it didn’t work and my grandma tried to make me escape through the window, she gave me a step ladder and a chair to escape through the window, and it worked, a few years later I am now writing this. Long before this, I don’t remember it but my mom said that my school bully pulled out A FUCKING KNIFE on me!

Me as a nishinoya simp- Me: sees nishinoya in the background 🥺✨❤️

amogus

We had the "birds and bees" in 4th grade

My school got to choose if you wanted trauma I mean

Ok, so... When two people love each other VERY much, they engage in... intercourse...

2:11 ok emirichu idk how to spell the name wow 2:13 also INO FROM NARUTO

Oh now, in fifth grade no such thing as the birds and the bees, but sixth grade you get every dirty detail.

2:35 I liek how she drawed inu there XD

THE ANIME CHARACTER INSTERTS THO

So uhm...I was helping a boy with a packet abd in the middle he looked over to me and when I looked over to him to see if he understood he LITERALLY KISSED ME INFRONT OF THE CLASSSSS... The teacher was like: Ya'll see sum?

2:14 iNo???

Is that a Moriah Elizabeth reference I see at the beginning?

i once witnessed a boy make out with his kneecap on the bus... *there was no further context I live in the ghetto*

One time I ate moose poopSo are you FaceTime in Alaska and so there were a lot of nurses around and one time we were getting ready to go someplace I don’t know where and my sister who is older than me I would like to said hey look there’s some chocolate on the ground but it was moose poop and I ate it

i started bb clas in 4th grade.

I asked my mom where baby's came from when I was 8 and she told me. I also looked up what 69 ment when I was 10 (I'm 10 rn)

Pickle!!!!!! 0:00

0:00, Omg it’s Pickle the dino in the backround!!!💖💖🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩😍😍😍😍

Is that Pickle the dinosaur? 0:05

i cursed the 2000's..

There is a boy in the birds and bees in the GIRLS EDUCATION

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo not luigi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shroompa shroom

I got a "talk" in 5th grade was just telling us about puberty, and in 8th grade I got like an actual birds and bees talk, which was we got health class and I was taught ✨abstinence✨ and was practically PRESSURED into believing that abstinence is key, but im lgbtq and it was really strictly for straight people, and its uncomfortable- because there isnt alot of lgbtq+ sex ed.

I think that the first time I learned about the birds and the bees was when I uh was in 5th grade too, actually. I actually vaguely remember thinking about the time I asked my parents about the tooth fairy when I was in 3rd grade while we were having the birds and the bees talk. I remember also wondering if girls and guys could do it, and I remember my parents not answering me and then continuing to talk about it. I got really mad (I'm now lesbian, what a shocker) because they didn't answer me, and they said "Well..." Thus use your imagination to make a scene where they said that those people cannot... *reproduce.* I didn't care lol I was just like "YES I KNEW I WAS RIGHT THEY CAN DO IT" I didn't say that out loud. Because um... 11 year old me thought it would be weird. Anyways, lol it was a weird experience. I think the only reason I sort of figured it out and was like, "oh. OH. OKaY WAIT A MINUTE I KNOW WHAT THIS IS CALLED-" Was because of my dear old friend that I'll be calling Emily for safe reasons. Anyways, she was like "HAha funny number" And I was like what does it mean though?" and she said, "Look it up." Of course me being quite cowardly decided I should continue to pester her until she told me what it meant. She eventually told me to go to a different person, and uh.... Lets say it was really weird to talk to anyone after that day. Anyways, moral of the story, don't look up stuff that can scar you, and uh DON'T LOOK TO GOOGLE FOR EASY LETDOWNS. GOOGLE IS TOO STRAIGHTFORWARD-

Do you watch Mariah Elizabeth cuz I can kind of tell cuz he viewed pickle the dinosaur

dude ı look birds and bees and ahhh.... ı don t know

I didn't understand the bees and birds

Once in kindergarten we had class chicks 🐣 and my friend squared it and killed Alejandro so 10000/10 cursed

I had a cursed baby sitter

0:00 What's more cursed? The gesture or the LTsection face?

Who else appreciates the nishinoya yū calender in the backround ??

i once pee'ed myself and the teacher said it was juice and frick i waas ennbarest

When I was like 4 there was a boy in my class who I had a crush on. And instead being a normal kid, I chased him anytime I saw him.. I was a weird kid

oof fellow haikyuu fan :3

I sorta figured it out in second grade (thought it was silly). Then one day my mom asked while we were on a car ride and then just explained. Prerty chill.

5:29 that one awkward moment

pause the video at 2:22! there's a Naruto reference!!!!!! if you don know the character is called ino

Florida's not have the devil it has cops and roaches

No/10

Im in fifth...im about to learn birds and bees hope it gos good

Lol piggy

I literally knew e v e r y t h I n g when I was 9, no kidding- the internet is both a curse and blessing

4:15 lesbian YAs QUEEN😂

ok so in turkey ve dont have birds and bees and they dont explain it but you know it anyways and they indirectly say it in science class in 6th grade

My school did not teach me and my mom was trying teach me about it and everybody took it as a joke And I just found out she was surious

3:20 sorry illy it has not changed

CUUUUUURSEED (not all tho)

In 5th grade and we have a whole folder about s@x and a page literally called hiv 101 lmao

*Only focuses on the haikyuu! Character*

I remember growing up on a farm for a short while though i did moveing lot till i oficaly stayed in the moutnains and i remember one of my foster familys owned a farm we lived on it and i had two older foster brothers so for that short time i was there they tried to get me i to trouble one night we were all geting done eating din er and i wanted to see if we could see fireflys and the fosterparents were luckly very sweet and kind and knew i was onlya kid not knowing we didnt have them in our part of california so they said yes well when we whent to the fealed it was just me and my foster brothers in going ti name thwm zack and bob because i dont remember there names so me zack and bob whent into the fealed where the cows were and we were always told to never try to tip the cows that was a massive no no and well my older fosterbrothers while i wanted to see fireflys or at least atemt to alteast see one they actuly tipped over a cow i dont know how but i heard them laughing after and then when we got back in since i saw it all they tried to blame me for it and insted of my fosterparents yelling at me they calmly asked me if i did it and i said no i wanted to see fire flys and they did it but if i tild they would hit me hard wich was true they thretended me if i told my foster parents at the time they knew i was telling the truth because for one i was to small and really skinny at the time and since i was the smallesed girl they told me thank u for telling them the truth they took them out side to nd statred to yell at them as the boys glared at the window of my room and when my foster parents saw that they told them if they ever tried to hurt me wther they were there or not they would know i didnt know what they ment at the time till i found out they had camras in the liveing room and eve outside and in the barns so me not knowing this the boys left me alone and after that i left that fosterhome and whent to many others but that foster home was fun